look at my face
you think this is a fucking game
(via spongebobssquarepants)
*walks into kitchen at 2 am*
…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…
TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?
what
(via mr-reblogbutton-archived)
share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent
ngl it worked
damn that’s some fast service
i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer
(via gossipinq)
The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.
(via dulect)
Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.
Y'all ever heard of a tax refund
(via dulect)
backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue
(via surprisebitch)
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