ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

(via obamasdaughter)

pizza:

trying to summon the tumblr user pizza

it worked!!

(Source: kimberlantis, via obamasdaughtersboyfriend)

g-hettohontas:

whitesugargingersugar:

thegoddamazon:

goddessofcheese:

searchingforknowledge:

ME LIKE

FIRE LORD BEYONCE

THE FIRE NATION’S TRUE RULER

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN BEYONCE NATION ATTACKED

bow down bitchessss

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, via obamasdaughter)

(Source: niknak79, via obamasdaughter)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via beyoncebeytwice)

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

(via beyoncebeytwice)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(Source: foreverlouis, via obamasdaughter)

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

(via obamasdaughter)

maleteen:

people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies 

(via obamasdaughter)

childrapist666:

one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican

(via whorville)

gooutfighting:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level 

(via pizza)

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

(via beyoncebeytwice)

stilldefending:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

(via beyoncebeytwice)